I own magic pants
The other night I was over at my mom's house hanging out and doing laundry and such and when she came up to me with a mysterious pair of pants.
"Here honey," she said, handing them to me. "These are too long to be your father's, so they must be yours."
I took the pants in my hands. My memory is well-known as faulty, but I even I could not remember ever owning a pair of jeans from the Gap.
"Are you sure these are mine?" I asked.
"Who else could they belong to?"
"Wait," I said, looking at the size tag. "These are six long... six long is a girl's size. Mom, these are women's jeans."
I started to hand the pants back to my mother, but then I realized something: These jeans looked like they would fit. And not just fit, but fit like a glove! (Or, more accurately, like tight, skinny jeans.)
I snatched them back and tried them on. My butt looked fantastic! There was no way I was going to be parted from these bad boys. Er... girls.
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Today in an email, my friend Carolyn said this to me:
I realized — those jeans you got from your Mom's are MAGICAL... Just like in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants!!!! I mean, who knows where they came from? Who knows whose they were? And the odds that you would just put them on and they'd fit like a dream??!! Maybe they fit EVERYONE who tries them on?!! Uh huh &mdash magical.
So now I am a proud member of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

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I don't even know where to begin.....I will say this: with the right pair of cowboy boots and belt buckle, those jeans (and not to mention your ass) would look *even* better.
...too easy, I'll pass.
Now I'm going to have to make sure my 6L Gap jeans aren't missing... have you been sneaking into my apartment Ray? :)
all the skinny hipsters in nyc who can't afford the designer jeans buy the girl's gap jeans . . . you are so on trend . . just becareful with your chucks or you could look like a clown.