14 September 2005

Some sunny days you wish it was raining

I just realized that since the Onion's re-design, all the old articles are back online for free.

Here's my top five:

Disgruntled Ninja Silently Kills 12 Co-Workers
Coca-Cola Introduces New 30-Liter Size
Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades
Starbucks To Begin Sinister 'Phase Two' Of Operation
Developmentally Disabled Burger King Employee Only Competent Worker

I laughed so hard re-reading these that I am in pain. Literal pain.

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