22 June 2004

Where other men have gone before

Today is a big day for irregular reader and neo-Clevelander Chris Miller. Divorce papers indicate that former Star Trek babe Jeri Ryan was coerced by her former husband, politico and Tom Clancy protagonist Jack Ryan, into performing in live sex shows with him at swingers clubs in various cities around the world.

As you can imagine, today is the day that Mr. Miller tries to (a) enter politics or (b) convince poker champion Ben Affleck to play him in a movie.


10 Comments so far

  1. Ray June 23rd, 2004 3:23 am

    I'm told that you people don't "get" this entry.

  2. maryann June 23rd, 2004 1:53 pm

    I don't exactly get how Ben Affleck is related to the rest of it.

  3. Ray June 24th, 2004 4:16 am

    He played Jack Ryan in a movie. It's a shitty reference.

  4. maryann June 25th, 2004 5:55 pm

    Well Harrison Ford played Jack Ryan in several movies, right?

  5. Ray June 25th, 2004 11:35 pm

    True, maybe that is the tried and true method to getting Jeri Ryan to have sex with you in front of other people.

  6. maryann June 26th, 2004 3:32 pm

    What? To have played Jack Ryan in a movie?

  7. Ray June 26th, 2004 6:28 pm

    No, to be Jack Ryan.

  8. maryann June 26th, 2004 11:38 pm

    So is the Jack Ryan in Tom Clancy novels based on the Jack Ryan married to Jeri Ryan? What's so special about Jack Ryan?

  9. Ray June 27th, 2004 6:05 am

    Well, I think that the most special thing about him is that he has had sex with Jeri Ryan in public on two continents. Of course, he also has a storied political history and a fall-from-grace, plus he found Red October.

  10. maryann June 28th, 2004 5:49 am

    It may be a trifle thing, but he's not really all that great looking.

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