Are you concerned about the way I feel?
Hot on the heels of this shit comes the MTV Movie Awards 2k4. I'm sad to say that MTV has struck out twice in a row.
Not even the hosting presence of regular reader Lindsay Lohan could boost this stinker up. Girlfriend, you know I'm a fan, but this was uninspired. Maybe it's a bit much to bite off when you're 17; Lord knows I would have just read whatever they wanted me to say at an award show at that age. I did like your line at the end about drinking non-alcoholic punch. Stick with your own material!
Oh and Lindsay, please pass this info on to Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino should you encounter them in your travels through tinseltown: It is sickening to see the two of you exchange puppy dog eyes and verbal blowjobs to each other on national television. Q, Kill Bill was mad and brilliant, but we know you made it to get into U's pants. Okay, so just get it over with so the nation can collectively move on.
I know the show was taped, but did it have to feel so canned?
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I don't like to talk to Quentin, he kind of weirds me out.
Sometimes it's best to just not watch, eh. I know how you feel though.
But what did you expect, Ray? Has MTV ever really delivered *quality* (and i mean QUALITY) viewing? Fun viewing, yes, hence 'Newlyweds,' 'Real World,' 'Jackass.' It would seem to me that you would've learned by now that all you really watch MTV for are the stars. Ever since I was fortnate enough to acquire MTV on my television, I've been warned about the sub-par programs. Eventually I learned to take MTV with a grain of salt. Maybe you should start doing the same. I will give MTV this: I really did fall in love with 'Newlyweds.' Well done.
I finally got a chance to watch the MTV movie awards last night...well, the first 30 minutes anyways before I understood why you thought it was such crap and turned it off. The amount of lame jokes and awkward pauses before audience laughter queued was enough to make even myself uncomfortable.