14 May 2004

Drop the bomb

Memo to Lindsay Lohan, whom I know for a fact reads my blog religiously:

I really like you, but, despite what you may believe, you do not -- as you were quoted as saying you do on page 76 of Lindsay Lohan: A Star on The Rise by Mary Boone -- like Liz Phair's music. I don't think you've even heard it.

Not the real stuff anyway. Probably you've just heard her last album -- you know, with that Why Can't I? song that's being used to promote nearly every teen-pop film to come out of the pipe lately. Maybe it was even used to promote one of yours. (I liked Mean Girls, by the way.)

Seriously though, check out Exile in Guyville or Whip-Smart. Better yet, email me and I'll hook you up with a special recruitment mix featuing her legendary Girlysounds demos. You're a young female musician, you should expose yourself to stuff like that, stuff that's real -- you never know, you could be a serious musican too. I know you've got more to say than Duff.

Oh, and don't worry, the freckles are cute. I know, 'cause I've got them too.


4 Comments so far

  1. Lindsay Lohan May 15th, 2004 1:31 am

    For your information, Mr. Thinbluewhoever, I like Liz Phair songs other than Why Can't I? I just don't know their names. Actually, I didn't even know the name of that one until you mentioned it in this post. Regardless, I like the other songs too, whatever their names are. They are full of, you know, emotion and stuff. Still, I love the blog, I have been a long time reader. Keep up the good work!

  2. Jenn May 15th, 2004 6:05 am

    HaHa, wow, who knew she read your blog? ;) I think she's pretty hot. Is that bad considering she's only 17?

  3. maryann May 15th, 2004 6:35 am

    Is that really Lindsey Lohan or is it just you, Ray?

  4. Ray May 15th, 2004 3:37 pm

    Well, it's not me.

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